Sexy MF is a commercial success, and a moral disaster
The soaking wet track of
the FishRun GP:s did not offer top scores during the weekend. The
swimmers agreed widely, that conditions were too tough for anything
but routine performances.
In Kuntavaali GP (The
Local Election GP) contestants were already preparing for the final
leg on Tuesday. Pietari took the brightest medal with just 10 meter
before Calle, who apparently was singing the notorious Finland-Swedish
song, with phrase sumhomffaralallalei, a bit too early.
The Last Salmochican
(”Lohikaani”) kept swimming down, this time 950 meters, and the
crowds are still waiting for it's final spurt. Will it ever happen,
remains to be seen. However, the only vegetarian of the race will
have to work hard to beat Calle, who is leading the overall GP. The
Hope (”Toivo”) is still lost, whereas Paavo was finally
discovered in Kallio, Helsinki, at a football field. He was
removed from the starting list, as it seemed impossible to get the brave fish back on track in time.
At the Free Salmon GP top
scorers of the day were Mr Salmon of Makia Racing team, and
Nousiainen of Spey Clave. Loikka and Problem lost the game, as they
floated down the stream back to the starting area at Langinkoski. The
leading fish is still Jury's own Sexy MF, who's position was,
according to malevolent gossip, protected by a zone of sea mines. UN
has proved to be totally dysfunctional in it's efforts to steer the
judges towards principles of fair play. This caused wide spread demonstrations, which did not seem to bother the fish, who cashed the attention received by making new sponsor deals.
Korkeakoski GP has
started, and the leading fish is prominently swimming Emma 952, of
the Team Kalavale. The fish has located it self cleverly to the very
spot, were a fishway should be built, to enable spawning for these
fishes, too.